ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy god
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
i just realized he was the first siri in a way
i use to try to have conversations with him hahaha
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
possibly the best post ever made.
i can’t even
Early 1900s
A zookeeper and a young visitor with a hippopotamus at the St. Louis Zoo in the early 20th century.
A moment of clarity while spending $40 on MAGIC cards…