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I think my roommate goes to the bathroom after me just to smell my poop.

narutosexmagic666:

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

crescent31:

Two Kaiju emerged from the Breach!!!

coelasquid:

I just wanted to take Lucas to the Disney store and we accidentally walked into this hornet nest.

lmaoalien:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow